Pidtadduntail is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, proud hippopotamus.

Pidtadduntail created humanity four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidtadduntail, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pidtadduntail, it will throw large rocks at you.

Pidtadduntail's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Pidtadduntail's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Pidtadduntail on top of all buildings.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.