Tal is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, vain otter.

Tal created water three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tal, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tal, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tal's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Tal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not eat gooseberries.

3. Never feed wheat to sheep while wearing shoes.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tal.

5. Always help capybaras in need.