Kemsad Cubripyart is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, clever yak.

Kemsad Cubripyart created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kemsad Cubripyart, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kemsad Cubripyart, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Kemsad Cubripyart's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Kemsad Cubripyart's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Run away from cyan snails, for they are unholy.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.