Jensasbogban is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, uncaring horse.

Jensasbogban created tapeworms seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jensasbogban, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jensasbogban, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Jensasbogban's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Jensasbogban's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

4. Hide if six snakes approach from the west.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.