Geppopmut Sawhighim is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, able dragonfly.

Geppopmut Sawhighim created Mount Everest four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Geppopmut Sawhighim, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Geppopmut Sawhighim, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Geppopmut Sawhighim's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Geppopmut Sawhighim's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed melons to foxes while wearing purple ear rings.

2. Never hurt eagles.

3. Never think about nucleic acids.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Geppopmut Sawhighim loves sharks, so they must be respected.