Cithapdin is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, idiotic pig.

Cithapdin created the planet Venus four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cithapdin, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cithapdin, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cithapdin's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Cithapdin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill great tits.

2. Always help rats.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Run away from green nematodes, for they are unholy.

5. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.