Yattsawstip is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unsympathetic shrew.

Yattsawstip created the Sun two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yattsawstip, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yattsawstip, it will not care.

Yattsawstip's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Yattsawstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Hide if six sheep approach from the north.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. Do not keep eight turtles in a large pit.