Dutbestten is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, vain otter.

Dutbestten created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutbestten, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dutbestten, he will turn you into a frog.

Dutbestten's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Dutbestten's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention mice.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Never feed cucumbers to ducks while wearing stockings.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.