Fendab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ill-tempered jellyfish.

Fendab created a down quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Fendab, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fendab, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Fendab's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Fendab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat coconuts.

2. Do not kill dogs.

3. Never go into mauve rooms.

4. Do not take Fendab's name in vain.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near squirrels while wearing turquoise trousers and balancing five silicon spheres on your neck.