Nigliksak is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, omnipotent human.

Nigliksak created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nigliksak, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nigliksak, he will make you grow a tail.

Nigliksak's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Nigliksak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick swans.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always obey Nigliksak's priests.

5. Never eat green fruit.