Gilcibnurt is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, astonishing ant.

Gilcibnurt created the universe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilcibnurt, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gilcibnurt, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gilcibnurt's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Gilcibnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not speak about rice.

3. Never go into violet rooms.

4. Never feed oranges to frogs while wearing turquoise jumpers.

5. Always treat birds with great respect.