Kabranlap is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, quiet crab.

Kabranlap created life seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabranlap, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kabranlap, she will not care at all.

Kabranlap's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Kabranlap's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four birds approach from the north.

2. Run away if five grasshopers approach from the south.

3. Never feed beans to voles while wearing indigo ear rings.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never write about galaxies.