Narcunjat is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, intelligent naga.

Narcunjat created dark energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narcunjat, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Narcunjat, he will turn you into a worm.

Narcunjat's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Narcunjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near doves while wearing orange tights.

2. Always help squirrels in need.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Run away if seven sharks approach from the east.

5. Never play with disobedient children.