Rulsogmot is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, narcissistic slug.

Rulsogmot created a top quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulsogmot, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rulsogmot, he will come to you in dreams.

Rulsogmot's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Rulsogmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Rulsogmot loves seals, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never pour water over plants.