Omtpoppop is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, boastful rhinoceros.

Omtpoppop created snails three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtpoppop, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Omtpoppop, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Omtpoppop's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Omtpoppop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven tortoises in a large pit.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Omtpoppop.

4. Hide from brown mice for they are unholy.

5. Never eat green fruit.