Stigfomtaf is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unjust bee.

Stigfomtaf created the planet Saturn four years ago.

If you believe in Stigfomtaf, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Stigfomtaf, she will destroy your home planet.

Stigfomtaf's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Stigfomtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never skip in the presence of mice.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. You must pray to Stigfomtaf three times a day.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.