Gebgumlim is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, passionate gerbil.

Gebgumlim created a strange quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebgumlim, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gebgumlim, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gebgumlim's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Gebgumlim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never eat cucumbers.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Hide if nine whales approach from the west.