Stafyiklit is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, competent alligator.

Stafyiklit created time and space nine million years ago.

If you believe in Stafyiklit, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Stafyiklit, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Stafyiklit's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Stafyiklit's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Stafyiklit.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never think ill of sick whales.

4. Put Stafyiklit first in all things.

5. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.