Listwityim is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unsympathetic hare.

Listwityim created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Listwityim, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Listwityim, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Listwityim's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Listwityim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not take Listwityim's name in vain.

5. Never talk about spacetime near great tits while wearing white hats and balancing four aluminium spheres on your arms.