Mabhat Bumtinbag is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, unsympathetic pigeon.

Mabhat Bumtinbag created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Mabhat Bumtinbag, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mabhat Bumtinbag, he will not care.

Mabhat Bumtinbag's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Mabhat Bumtinbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Mabhat Bumtinbag must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Never hurt moths.