Sadbuntim is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, weak hippopotamus.

Sadbuntim created the Sun nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadbuntim, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sadbuntim, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sadbuntim's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Sadbuntim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help great tits in need.

2. Never hurt voles.

3. Never laugh in the presence of mice.

4. Never feed gooseberries to doves while wearing purple coats.

5. Do not bounce in public.