Bagnadstan is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, deceitful wyrm.

Bagnadstan created the universe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bagnadstan, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bagnadstan, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bagnadstan's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Bagnadstan's Holy Commandments

1. Bagnadstan loves manatees, so they must be respected.

2. Feed all hungry whales.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Never think ill of sick rats.

5. Always pray immersed in water.