Damlargnurt is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, sapient otter.

Damlargnurt created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Damlargnurt, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Damlargnurt, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Damlargnurt's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Damlargnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never paint your back orange.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Do not wear magenta clothing.