Bestlibmif is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, cheerful ant.

Bestlibmif created Mount Everest four years ago.

If you believe in Bestlibmif, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bestlibmif, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bestlibmif's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bestlibmif's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six doves approach from the west.

2. Always treat turtles with great respect.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not hurt dolphins.