Lidhonarn is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, boastful manatee.

Lidhonarn created the planet Saturn four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidhonarn, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lidhonarn, she will curse you with boils.

Lidhonarn's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Lidhonarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not speak about turnips.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near dogs while wearing indigo skirts and balancing six carbon spheres on your chest.

5. Learn four new languages a year.