Rutveengenomin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, temperamental wasp.

Rutveengenomin created a strange quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Rutveengenomin, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rutveengenomin, she will turn you into a snail.

Rutveengenomin's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Rutveengenomin's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Do not kill bats.

4. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

5. Do not take Rutveengenomin's name in vain.