Duncedgess is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fussy chinchilla.

Duncedgess created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Duncedgess, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Duncedgess, it will not care.

Duncedgess' most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Duncedgess' Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. You must love Duncedgess.

3. Duncedgess must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never feed garlic to birds while wearing black corsets.