Gofnelban is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, calm bee.

Gofnelban created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Gofnelban, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Gofnelban, he will be very sad.

Gofnelban's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gofnelban's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. You must love Gofnelban.

4. Hide from orange snakes for they are unholy.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.