Huntaphog is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, able bee.

Huntaphog created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Huntaphog, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Huntaphog, he will turn you into a hamster.

Huntaphog's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Huntaphog's Holy Commandments

1. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

2. Erect four gold sculptures of Huntaphog on top of important buildings.

3. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

4. Never think about photosynthesis.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.