Vigjigwig is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, calm warg.

Vigjigwig created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vigjigwig, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vigjigwig, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Vigjigwig's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Vigjigwig's Holy Commandments

1. Vigjigwig must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.