Lidrull is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, proud deer.

Lidrull created oxygen eight million years ago.

If you believe in Lidrull, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lidrull, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Lidrull's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Lidrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lidrull.

5. Never wear brown rings.