Tenruttdut is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, two-faced raven.

Tenruttdut created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tenruttdut, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tenruttdut, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tenruttdut's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Tenruttdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Always help capybaras.

3. Never think about optics.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never eat bark.