Ragsawnutt is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, unselfish fish.

Ragsawnutt created everything that exists twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ragsawnutt, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ragsawnutt, she will destroy your home planet.

Ragsawnutt's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Ragsawnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always help great tits.