Appcubgem is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tranquil dolphin.

Appcubgem created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appcubgem, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Appcubgem, she will come to you in dreams.

Appcubgem's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Appcubgem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near bats while wearing blue shirts and balancing nine tin spheres on your neck.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never hurt pigs.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near doves while wearing purple dresses.