Bagfomved is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, resourceful ferret.

Bagfomved created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagfomved, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bagfomved, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bagfomved's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Bagfomved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never feed oranges to dogs while wearing stockings.

3. Never write about solid mechanics.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.