Flamyarttenmit Cidcemwitstan is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, amazing dugong.

Flamyarttenmit Cidcemwitstan created viruses two billion years ago.

If you believe in Flamyarttenmit Cidcemwitstan, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flamyarttenmit Cidcemwitstan, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Flamyarttenmit Cidcemwitstan's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Flamyarttenmit Cidcemwitstan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never feed lots of wheat to cats while wearing gray corsets.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Never talk about foxes.