Vonkflystig is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, smart duck.

Vonkflystig created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonkflystig, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Vonkflystig, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Vonkflystig's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Vonkflystig's Holy Commandments

1. Vonkflystig must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Never talk about otters.

5. Do not shave your back.