Hudgamlip is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, amazing
hippopotamus.
Hudgamlip created Mount Everest six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hudgamlip, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Hudgamlip, he will remove you from existence.
Hudgamlip's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Hudgamlip's Holy Commandments1. Run away if nine otters approach from the north.
2. Never jump in holy places.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.
4. Hide from brown doves for they are unholy.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.