Hudgamlip is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, amazing hippopotamus.

Hudgamlip created Mount Everest six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudgamlip, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hudgamlip, he will remove you from existence.

Hudgamlip's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Hudgamlip's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine otters approach from the north.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

4. Hide from brown doves for they are unholy.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.