Talfobcet is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, resourceful hare.

Talfobcet created the Sun three million years ago.

If you believe in Talfobcet, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Talfobcet, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Talfobcet's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Talfobcet's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Talfobcet.

2. Do not take Talfobcet's name in vain.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.