Omincussyam is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, cheerful shrew.

Omincussyam created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omincussyam, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Omincussyam, it will turn you into a worm.

Omincussyam's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Omincussyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not leap in public.

3. Hide if six gulls approach from the west.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.