Hanrutgovarp is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish owl.

Hanrutgovarp created a quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Hanrutgovarp, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hanrutgovarp, she will be very unhappy.

Hanrutgovarp's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Hanrutgovarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never go into green rooms.