Sugnurthottam is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, vain
skunk.
Sugnurthottam created a top quark two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sugnurthottam, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Sugnurthottam, he will come to you in dreams.
Sugnurthottam's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.
Sugnurthottam's Holy Commandments1. Always help badgers in need.
2. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Sugnurthottam in the centre of the settlement.
3. You must love Sugnurthottam.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.
5. Never think about planets.