Randininglitbodjon is a god.

He takes the form of a large, slow squirrel.

Randininglitbodjon created bats three billion years ago.

If you believe in Randininglitbodjon, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Randininglitbodjon, he will turn you into a goat.

Randininglitbodjon's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Randininglitbodjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Randininglitbodjon's name in vain.

2. Do not speak about coconuts.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics near sheep while wearing green trousers and balancing four zinc spheres on your legs.

5. Do not kill squirrels.