Jigcubdib is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, moody eagle.

Jigcubdib created Mount Everest five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jigcubdib, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jigcubdib, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Jigcubdib's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Jigcubdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Jigcubdib must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.