Larpdibjon is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, uncaring dryad.

Larpdibjon created gold three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larpdibjon, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Larpdibjon, he will turn you into a mole.

Larpdibjon's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Larpdibjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Hide from pink sharks for they are unholy.

3. Always help nematodes in need.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near tortoises while wearing turquoise rings and balancing nine titanium spheres on your neck.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Larpdibjon.