Stanbidwan is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, strong camel.

Stanbidwan created the planet Mars five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stanbidwan, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Stanbidwan, it will be mildly annoyed.

Stanbidwan's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Stanbidwan's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never wear shorts.

5. Never play with disobedient children.