Ceplibbentarg is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, impressive troll.

Ceplibbentarg created humanity five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ceplibbentarg, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ceplibbentarg, she will curse you with boils.

Ceplibbentarg's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Ceplibbentarg's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never wear magenta shoes.

3. Do not eat bananas.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.