Narlgunhas is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, merciful crane.

Narlgunhas created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narlgunhas, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Narlgunhas, he will be very unhappy.

Narlgunhas' most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Narlgunhas' Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never laugh in the presence of gulls.

5. Run away from orange foxes, for they are unholy.