Stragmatspag is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, pitiless deer.

Stragmatspag created oxygen two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragmatspag, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Stragmatspag, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Stragmatspag's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Stragmatspag's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Stragmatspag.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Hide if five sharks approach from the east.