Panggutzak is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, contented bear.

Panggutzak created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panggutzak, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Panggutzak, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Panggutzak's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Panggutzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Run away from fawn ants, for they are unholy.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.